It really didn’t take long for you all to notice how confusion prone our newest discovery, Don Quixote, was. For the last several hours, it seems we’ve been occupying a lot of our time trying to prevent him from starting duels with street signs and swearing fealty to burger joints.
As a result, Mr. Administrator has proposed we make warning labels to put on things that may confuse Quixote. To post the example he gave:
I believe the hope is that, when these labels are placed on key objects, Quixote will not make whatever mistake he would be likely to make upon seeing them. It’s a crazy idea, but it just might work.
All the labels are generated using this website: http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/ Mr. A also recommended that we put “Watchthefootage.com” on them, so that individuals who have no idea what is going on will not be confused. As a potential side effect, these labels may bring new people to our cause — that can never be a bad thing.
So, if you have the chance, take a moment to Quixote-proof your area today.